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Tuesday, January 24, 2006

WHALE VOMIT.

Apparently it's the shit. caaarazy.

check it...
bbc.com

Whale 'vomit' sparks cash bonanza An Australian couple who picked up an odd-looking fatty lump from a quiet beach are in line for a cash windfall.
Leon Wright and his wife took home a 14.75kg lump of ambergris, found in the innards of sperm whales and used in perfumes after it has been vomited up.
Sought after because of its rarity, ambergris can float on the ocean for years before washing ashore.
Worth up to $20 a gram, Mr Wright's find on a South Australian beach could net his family US$295,000 (£165,300).
At first, Mr Wright and his wife Loralee left the strange lump on the beach where it was found.
However, two weeks later the couple returned to Streaky Bay and found it still lying there.
Floating gold
Curious, Mrs Wright persuaded her husband to take it home.
AMBERGRIS FACTS
Found in warm water oceans around the world
Bile secreted by sperm whales as a digestion aid
Solidifies and floats on water, sometimes for years
Used in perfumes, medicines, flavourings
Banned in US under endangered species legislation
Internet investigations failed to resolve the mysterious matter of the lump's identity, so the couple turned to local marine ecologist Ken Jury for help.
"I immediately decided it was ambergris - it couldn't be anything else," Mr Jury told Australia's ABC radio.
Mythologised for thousands of years, ambergris has been referred to as "floating gold" by scientists and scavengers who long for a windfall amid the surf.
Expelled from the abdomen of the giant sperm whale, often while hundreds of miles away from land, ambergris is a natural excrement thought to be used by the whale as a digestion aid.
The hard beaks of giant squid, a main source of food for the whale, have often been found inside lumps of ambergris.
Initially, ambergris is a soft, foul-smelling waste matter that floats on the ocean.
But years of exposure to the sun and the salt water of the ocean transform the waste into a smooth, exotic lump of compact rock that boasts a waxy feel and a sweet, alluring smell.
"It's quite remarkable when you think about it, because when the whale throws this out, it's discarded material that they can't digest," Mr Jury added.
"[But] after 10 years, it's considered clean and all you're getting then is the wonderful musky, very sweet perfume, which I've got to say is ultra smooth - it's unbelievable."
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Saturday, January 14, 2006

8 INCHES!

at approx. 12.24pm today, larissa...my beloved hair dresser took the first KARATE CHOP TO THE LOCKS!

i kept the first lock, banded it and commenced to allow the other 8's to fall :-)

funny thing...the shits' still long as HEEEELL.

Yesterday i got a call that i've been chosen to narrate the SEMINOLE WAR REENACTMENT in Florida. i'm ecstatic. i being put up in the HARD ROCK HOTEL...which them seminoles own.

did i mention i was ecstatic? well...i am. :-)

holla if ya hear me. PEACE BE...i am that NARRATING FOOL...g.

haha.

I leave Friday, Feb 6th.

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Most High

i wrote this on my brothers bday last year, 7/7. it's got absolutely NOTHING to do with him...but i was browsing and saw the date i wrote it...reminded me that right now that fool is staying the night at his ol' friends place...Sheriff Joe. Basking in the finest of cuisine and lodging for a few dayz...hehe...

Most High...

Searchin this soulful eye
For the answer to the soulful cries
For a life
A being
Higher than I
Hindered by the superficials of life
Can’t pierce through the clouds
This ignorance of mine
Walk a path guided by lies
Educated by a society to blind
Truth of my existence
I cannot find until I realize
My consciousness in this time
Must cease to end,
Must die
Tired of this false head
False mind
False state
All falsified
Truth I seek but from thee it hides
My life one breath
I release
I sigh
To be free of boundries
Free of time
Soul urge be free
Free I strive
To fly with thee
As one, unified
And know, being to grow
Must separate body from mind
Spirit from thine
Then search soul eye
The answer…you, most high

Thursday, January 05, 2006

Black Sheep & Drunken Immortals...

do it! IF YOU'RE THERE...i'll see u *wink

Hosted By: themerchgirl.com & Blunt Club
When: Thursday Jan 12, 2006
at 9:00 PM
Where: Blunt Club (Hollywood Alley)
Price & Baseline
Mesa, AZ 85202
US
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Wednesday, January 04, 2006

homie? homeless.

yes.

moved out my bat cave the other day, no rent rent to pay, til i have anotha place to stay, temporarily adopted nomadic ways...minus begging for dough and change, got my shit stashed away, my assistant called me a fucken gypsey the other day...cuz i'm carrying loads around...like a muthafucken bag lady. man.

it sux. i need a home. or at least a close temporary spizzot...preferably DT tempe. holla atcha girl. peace.